Tonsil-Hockey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Characters- ep.1]

Sucked

Couldnt watch it, just kinda, well bored me. First of all your preloader dont work. When you finish your flash, press ctrl + enter twice to check ur preloader works, because most peeps dont take kindly to having to right click and press play. ctrl + enter twice, and you can simulate download to check if it works.
The graphics wernt great, the voices sounded rough, and the script just wasnt funny, at all. Just boring. You might wanna change shots as well, like instead of on LS you could go to MS, or CU, ECU's or LMS whatever (if your making serious flash its probably a good idea to understand cinematography) Static two shots only work if you got a kevin smith amazing style script, something thats truly amazing. If you got a boring ass script like yours, by cutting from different focal lengths, you could at least grab your audiences attention. Erm, whatelse... Yeah you really need to rethink the whole thing, because it just doesnt work, sorry, but thats just the way it is.

Monkeyshizznick responds:

ok for one if you wait it does work and two if this sucked so much to you why bother typing this much and i have something to say to you...your an idiot an idiot who doesn't even know how to make a flash on his own and all he/she does is stay on this site all day in your room with no friends or family around and talk to other people via the internet, and thats another thing i hate in person people dont talk smack because they know they can get their ass kicked if they do but on the internet people think their safe and cant get hurt which is true but some 12 year old kid who doesnt know the difference between the mature part of this site and power rangers shouldnt be on this site anyhow and this is 13+ not 12+

[B&T Ep. 06 - Got A Light?]

This was cool

I liked this, it was a clever concept, in the whole joke, and it worked. Nozshar, the guy who reviewed before me is exactly the kind of stupid retard who ruins this site. This is too clever for him, and hes obviously some kind of demented retarded 10 year old who doesnt get any kind of humour at all, and who probably wouldnt find anything funny. Oh wait I'm supposed to be reviewing this not his review. This was great, but it was a little too short, but I guess it had to be, because of the joke of all, but it worked anyway.
Good luck and keep it up

Bob-The-Cheese responds:

yeah... I hate it when you can't reply to someone else's review.. but I guess it cuts down on a few flamewars...

The series has a bit planned out, voice actors permitting... we've got a way to go yet.

[Lovefisted: The Fistening]

This was brilliant

I rarely get the chance to watch a nice long decent flash on the portal, as most dont last that long. Anyway everything was brilliant. My only critiscm is the some of the dialog, if ur gonna make amazing flashes like this, u shuld get an amazing mike, with pop shield. Anyway this is brilliant lol.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you're right, but i don't have a spare $350 (minimum)

[x DEATH x]

Your Lucky

I'm a big fan of George Orwell LMAO. I liked the music and style, it reminded me of work by Darren Aronofsky and Clint Mansell, visually and aurally. Had an interesting message, and I liked the way the cartoon evloved into mania, which was pretty cool. I voted 5 for humour cos i laughed when the NG tank appeared. Anyway this was good, keep it up, you got an interesting style.

Halph-price responds:

yea, i wasn't sure about that tank in there and the mood, but it was suppose to be humorful. thanks.

[Clock Syndrome Re-Birthed]

I voted 5 for this

Cos I fucking hate clocks. That retard clock made me laugh my ass off lol

FlashBulb responds:

You shall be rewarded ten-fold for your generosity.

[Gametrash.com Short 5]

Im not a retard

so why were the dialog boxes up for more than 5 seconds for like 1 word. BTW I hated this

Koji98 responds:

Well, if you get a video camera, then record yourself with a timer watching my movie, and prove that ones with only one word lasts for 5 seconds, I will change it. Also I doubt you can prove it lasts 5 seconds, unless you have a shitty computer. If that is the case, then yea it will. This also means you need to upgrade.

[Cold Tap]

Cool

You got a very distinct sign, the only bad thing I can see about this, is the blur effect, maybe a lil bit less, but otherwise this was pretty damn awsome, sweet

notorious responds:

sweet thanks and thanks for the advice

[jungle run]

Too Short

This was good, but it was way too short, needs to last longer than 10 seconds, and more needs to happen on the way. The animation was pretty freakin awsome though!

spiderkid05 responds:

if The animation was pretty freakin awsome then why 0/10

[LL- Merry Xmas from Grey]

Well

Great animation, but some kinda plot or length to it could have made it brilliant. It might as well have been just a gif

Grey-Lock responds:

It was originally part of a collab...
):>

[Another SB Review 2]

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Awsome, you guys got balls, I like balls. Keep it up, and kick those dumb kiddie's asses

RastaClock responds:

thanks OH MY O.O