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smack my bitch up...

and swank LMAO

Funkylikamonkey responds:

Das Niet Svank?

Nice Twist

I like the way the plan backfired on the cap guys ass, that was fucking funny lol. This was great, the voices were a lil on the annoying side though, although in the end they did make me laugh

Dude

You fucking own!!! Burnt face man rules, and seeing a brand new flash from you, has made the past 6 hours working at tesco, dissapear into nothingness, now I am truly happy. Thankyou, and bring more out!

Sucked

Couldnt watch it, just kinda, well bored me. First of all your preloader dont work. When you finish your flash, press ctrl + enter twice to check ur preloader works, because most peeps dont take kindly to having to right click and press play. ctrl + enter twice, and you can simulate download to check if it works.
The graphics wernt great, the voices sounded rough, and the script just wasnt funny, at all. Just boring. You might wanna change shots as well, like instead of on LS you could go to MS, or CU, ECU's or LMS whatever (if your making serious flash its probably a good idea to understand cinematography) Static two shots only work if you got a kevin smith amazing style script, something thats truly amazing. If you got a boring ass script like yours, by cutting from different focal lengths, you could at least grab your audiences attention. Erm, whatelse... Yeah you really need to rethink the whole thing, because it just doesnt work, sorry, but thats just the way it is.

Monkeyshizznick responds:

ok for one if you wait it does work and two if this sucked so much to you why bother typing this much and i have something to say to you...your an idiot an idiot who doesn't even know how to make a flash on his own and all he/she does is stay on this site all day in your room with no friends or family around and talk to other people via the internet, and thats another thing i hate in person people dont talk smack because they know they can get their ass kicked if they do but on the internet people think their safe and cant get hurt which is true but some 12 year old kid who doesnt know the difference between the mature part of this site and power rangers shouldnt be on this site anyhow and this is 13+ not 12+

This was cool

I liked this, it was a clever concept, in the whole joke, and it worked. Nozshar, the guy who reviewed before me is exactly the kind of stupid retard who ruins this site. This is too clever for him, and hes obviously some kind of demented retarded 10 year old who doesnt get any kind of humour at all, and who probably wouldnt find anything funny. Oh wait I'm supposed to be reviewing this not his review. This was great, but it was a little too short, but I guess it had to be, because of the joke of all, but it worked anyway.
Good luck and keep it up

Bob-The-Cheese responds:

yeah... I hate it when you can't reply to someone else's review.. but I guess it cuts down on a few flamewars...

The series has a bit planned out, voice actors permitting... we've got a way to go yet.

This has to be

one of the most original flashes I've seen on this site in a while. Your style is brilliant, it was inspired to animate this in that way, in the style of classic early century space shows by showing the strings that held the space ships up, etc. This was brilliant.

This was pretty freakin sweet

This wasnt bad at all, I cant way for the film to come out lol, but yeah this was a great toon, well animated and drawn, my only problem with it were the voices, better characterisation would have been better, however V's voice was pretty awsome! Also the explosion was lame, not enough bang to it, just kinda blandish. Anyway, keep it up, this was good.

This was sweet

frame by frame animation, this must have taken you fucking eons lmao. Anyway this was pretty good, its nice to see a frame by frame flash which isnt 15 seconds long.

This was brilliant

I rarely get the chance to watch a nice long decent flash on the portal, as most dont last that long. Anyway everything was brilliant. My only critiscm is the some of the dialog, if ur gonna make amazing flashes like this, u shuld get an amazing mike, with pop shield. Anyway this is brilliant lol.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you're right, but i don't have a spare $350 (minimum)

Madness...

Is getting a lil old, but at least ur kinda trying something new with it, I'm just getting bored of it, its been too long.

If you're reading this, you are wasting your time...

Alex @Tonsil-Hockey

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