Tonsil-Hockey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Your Lucky

I'm a big fan of George Orwell LMAO. I liked the music and style, it reminded me of work by Darren Aronofsky and Clint Mansell, visually and aurally. Had an interesting message, and I liked the way the cartoon evloved into mania, which was pretty cool. I voted 5 for humour cos i laughed when the NG tank appeared. Anyway this was good, keep it up, you got an interesting style.

Halph-price responds:

yea, i wasn't sure about that tank in there and the mood, but it was suppose to be humorful. thanks.

[Spookyville USA]

This was brilliant

Dude, this is fucking proffesional! This has to be on the front page, brillaint drawn, and omg, I wish I could animate like that! It was also pretty damn funny as well, and your timing was perfect! Brilliant, I hope to see more from you.

[Clock Syndrome Re-Birthed]

I voted 5 for this

Cos I fucking hate clocks. That retard clock made me laugh my ass off lol

FlashBulb responds:

You shall be rewarded ten-fold for your generosity.

[Johnny Spaceman]

Wow

That was seriously fucking random, but it was one sweet ass animation, funny as a mother fucker. Good work. You should seriously make more.

[Baker Blvd Ep1 (Part3)]

This sucked ass

FYI, also you need to match the frame rate of the fla file with that of the film dumbass, thats why its out of sink. Anyway that was about as intresting as peeling the skin of my feet, which beats this non flash by a thousand.

[Gametrash.com Short 5]

Im not a retard

so why were the dialog boxes up for more than 5 seconds for like 1 word. BTW I hated this

Koji98 responds:

Well, if you get a video camera, then record yourself with a timer watching my movie, and prove that ones with only one word lasts for 5 seconds, I will change it. Also I doubt you can prove it lasts 5 seconds, unless you have a shitty computer. If that is the case, then yea it will. This also means you need to upgrade.

[Mountain Top Murders:1]

Ok

I wasnt horrifically bad or anything, but I suggest making it longer, and not having that annoying music running all the way through it. I know its like part of a series, but on here you can upload like 5 minutes + worth of flash, so just uploading less then a minute of flash just isnt gonna cut the mustard. When I did my episodes, they were all at least 2-5 minutes long, which took longer, but didnt piss as many people as off. U need to keep working on this, but so far it looks okish.

[Devil in Iraq]

You watch too much michael moore

This was well drawn flash, although you could have done with some smoothing. Your message was idiotic and a childish interpretation of world events, where you blame the sheep and not the shepard. Yes the Iraq war is immorale and unfounded, and yes you do get civillian casualties, but the soldiers are only following orders. And it may seem hard to understand, but patrioism is a driving force for all war machines, fighting for your country and what you believe to be right, risking your life every day, because your are indoctrinated by media and your own president/priminister (the US arnt the only people killing children) to believe that you are fighting for the welfare of your people.Your maybe forgetting that even the though war wasnt about getting rid of saddam hussein, that dictator caused alot more damage, pain and suffering than coallition forces will EVER cause. I understand where your comming from, but really, although it sounds confusing, you need to blame the people who send teenagers and young men and woman out to fight for their lives. Basically if you were put in a position where you would be killed, and surviving that situation would mean the accidental deaths of civillians, which would you choose? Would you really kill yourself for people you dont know, would you really give up your life just like that? Not even a hero would that, because its in human nature to survive, and before you pass judgement on people like that, you need to be in that position yourself. But hey, I was once a kid, and I believed that shit, because I watched alot of the news. I'm still anti war, but I understand the world around me, and take in all the facts before making out normal people, who thought they were fighting to protect their country, and couldnt escape without being jailed when they found out the truth, as evil villains who murder children. Do you think those who accidently killed a child will ever be able to sleep again, do you think they could live with themselves? But anyway, I didnt blam this, because its your own personal view, and I thank you for letting me ramble on in a seemingly weird confused debate. Good flash, not enough knowledge about the real world.

[Alternative Handjob]

omg

This is fucking funny, you should make more LOTS MORE!